the quotes

Willow: That's right, big boy. Come and get it.

Xander: 'Come and get it, big boy'?
Willow: Well, the Slayer always says a pun or a witty play on words, and I think it throws the vampires off and it makes 'em frightened because I'm wisecracking, okay, I didn't really have a chance to work on that one but you try it every time!
Oz: If I may suggest: This time, it's personal. I mean, there's a reason why it's a classic.
Willow: I wonder what our first homework assignment's going to be! Hey, you're excited over Cordelia, okay? We've all got issues.

Buffy: How did you find me here?
Angel: If I was blind, I would see you.
Buffy: Stay with me.
Angel: Forever. That's the whole point. I'll never leave. Not even if you kill me.

Xander: Yeah, like I needed that cleared up. (finds a hiding place) Go away. This is my hiding spot.
Cordelia: Where do I hide?
Xander: You don't hide. You're bait. Go act baity.
Cordelia: What's the plan?
Xander: The vampire attacks you.
Cordelia: And then what?
Xander: The vampire kills you. We watch, we rejoice.

Guard: Who are you?
Lily: (whimpers) No one. 
Guard: Who are you? She looks up at him for a moment, and then smiles.
Buffy: (friendly) I'm Buffy. The Vampire Slayer. And you are...?

Ken: Humans don't fight back.